Six Stupid "Cosmo" Tips for Having Sex in a Car
If you've ever tried sex in a car, you know just about everything you try DOESN'T WORK. 
Two EMTs Got Into Such a Big Fight, Their Patient Got Out of the Ambulance and Took Herself to the Hospital
So stupid you can't make it up ! 
A Man Finishes a 15-Year Sentence For Robbing a Shoe Store . . . and Heads Straight From Prison to Rob the Same Store
Police caught him, and he's back in jail.